Eric the Half an EEE

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To the tune of Monty Python's "Eric the Half a Bee".

A one, two. A one, two, three, four...

{Spoken}

Half an EEE, philosophically, Must, ipso-facto, half not be. But since an EEE is energy, It can't be measured countably. D'you see?

So can an EEE be said to be Or not to be an entire EEE When half the EEE is not an EEE Due to some ancient injury?

{Singing}

La dee dee, one two three, Eric the half an EEE. A B C D E F G, Eric the half an EEE.

Does this wretched demi-EEE, This non-corporeal entity, Have only one polarity? No! it's Eric the half an EEE.

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee, Eric the half an EEE. Ho ho ho, tee hee hee, Eric the half an EEE.

I love this brotherly specie, Bisected accidentally, When signing a partnership treaty, I loved him carnally.